William T. Watson

Hey! Oh!
William T Watson, Here!
Of the North Carolina Watson's...
I'm sure you've heard of our family business
Everyone...who's anyone...knows
We, Are...the True Rockefellers
Of Rokefellers fortune
Suffice to say...
Money, is a very large part of my DNA
The "T"...stands for Trillions
you see...
William Trillions Watson
What a pleasure it is
for you to meet with such
a successful and prominent pillar of society
Please...please...please
Bowing won't be necessary
We have found it to be messy
and quite repulsive
Ordinary people
just can't seem to contain their bodily fluids
Their ill nourished,
under privledged guts
tend to obstruct their forward movements
I, on the other hand
Find it quite satisfying
to loath and despise less fortunate
money challenged mongrels
Have you met Samantha?
No. No.
Of course you haven't
Silly, me.
We run in the same circles
you see...
just...not in public
She's a bit of a twit,
but, has the bottom
of a 16 yr old rock star
Turn around, darling!
Introduce yourself.