Overactive Libido

I Spent a Butt Load of Money, Yesterday
And, Now I Have Spinach in My Teeth

Beautiful Women
Should Never Park

I Like to Write
While I Paint

California Makes Me Hungry

Working Keeps Me in The Poor House

Heels Give Me Hope
Stilettos Make Me Shower

Black are My Favorite Colors

Driving the Speed Limit
Makes Me Horny

I'm Afraid of Sharks
When I Can't See Them

Clean Underwear
Build My Confidence

Lounging Makes Me Cry
Sleeping Makes Me Nervous

Red Lipstick
Makes My Feet Hurt

Screaming is Necessary
Dreaming is Optional

I Found Weight
But Have No One to Share it With

Bullshit Tastes Like Money

Christmas...Cracks Me Up