I Spent a Butt Load of Money, Yesterday
And, Now I Have Spinach in My Teeth
Beautiful Women
Should Never Park
I Like to Write
While I Paint
California Makes Me Hungry
Working Keeps Me in The Poor House
Heels Give Me Hope
Stilettos Make Me Shower
Black are My Favorite Colors
Driving the Speed Limit
Makes Me Horny
I'm Afraid of Sharks
When I Can't See Them
Clean Underwear
Build My Confidence
Lounging Makes Me Cry
Sleeping Makes Me Nervous
Red Lipstick
Makes My Feet Hurt
Screaming is Necessary
Dreaming is Optional
I Found Weight
But Have No One to Share it With
Bullshit Tastes Like Money
Christmas...Cracks Me Up
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Louie! So awesome. Man I am gonna read this one many times. I love it! I can't wait to come to Texas and drive the speed limit with ya!
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